Mon, Feb 8 5:58 PM

Ellicott and Benders are wearing matching green outfits … which

they must have planned.

“I hear they’ve got some nice girls down there,” Tom said when I got the confirmation email from the surf resort.

No one can go out after sunset. Don’t freak, Phillip says.

I, Vern, said to Francine, “Let’s go shopping for androids!”

My long-term girlfriend left me for a woman named Chris, which was my own name, and somehow made things worse.

Gillian directed her husband toward an empty spot near the back door of the apartment building.

He watched her coming up the front walk holding a pamphlet.

Blaine Washington cleans the remainder of the makeup from under his eyes with a baby wipe before sitting down in front of the television in the small theater dressing room.

It was National Mud Day. The day everybody in the large community worked outside in the garden, yard or field.

Next time you pass that group of misfits and winos, sitting around a bench smoking charred roll-ups, and swigging from black cans in the midday sun while most good folk are hard at work, I want you to stop and look at their faces.

Jaz talked in a rat-tat-tat manner and we made fun of him behind his back but we played with him because he had a knife.

He was leading a trolley full of coins down the sidewalk.

Upstairs, James Bond is about to have a laser beam slice through his cajones.

This list was of the 10 best people, not the most famous people.

“Did I invite you in? I don’t believe I did.”

When I first started working from my apartment, I was overjoyed.

According to his new client, she needed relief.